11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
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just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
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my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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