her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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