I just made out with a guy for $7.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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