Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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