Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
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We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
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its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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