How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
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On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
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You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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