Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
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Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
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It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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