You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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