I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
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