I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
As shirtless as possible
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
