Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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