I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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