It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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