I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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