My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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