What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
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because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
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Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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