nut hugger
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
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The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
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All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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