1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
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I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
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Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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