i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
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i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
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Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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