Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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