She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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