Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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