So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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