His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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