He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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