I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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