just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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