I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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