He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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