My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
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