Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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