so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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