so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
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Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
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Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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