I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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