Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
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