PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize