I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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