Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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