he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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