Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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