can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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