woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
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we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
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I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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