their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
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As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
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He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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