Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
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It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
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the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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