Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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