windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Randomize
