Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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