I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
No more Irish car bombs ever.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
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bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
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We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
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you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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