i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
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I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
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He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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