Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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