i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
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Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
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Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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