Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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