im drinking this country out of the recession.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
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i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
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Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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