Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
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It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
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4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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