Soap is not a condiment
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
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She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
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Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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