But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
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Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
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Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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