Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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